The Internet Is Forever

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This week we’re taking a trip down internet memory lane! Join us as we reminisce about the days of MySpace, Facebook, Tumblr, and all the wonderfully chaotic corners of the internet that shaped us. As usual, we go on plenty of tangents, so buckle up!

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SPEAKER_00 0:01

Yeah. I muted your second.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

Test test to nothing.

SPEAKER_00 0:17

Oh my goodness. Chargers with a charge. Wait, um, for your um diary, how old were you? That was high school. Okay. Yeah. I can't remember. It was probably like junior year, senior year, even. It was like 18. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, it should wait till baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Innocent. But then, yeah, it said like, I don't know if I'm gay, but I think I want to kiss a girl. Even though that was the first page. Like, like as if the don't read this on the front was gonna deter people. Yeah. It's like somebody reads it, be like, especially like your older brother. I'd be like, Yeah, don't read this, yeah, whatever. Turns the page. Right. I don't know if I'm gay. Yeah, literally. He's probably like, oh fuck, Sarah. Okay. I'm just I'm gonna close this now.

unknown 1:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

I also remember um I talked a lot about guys. Like I was boy crazy for a while. Um and I never put the names, I just left a blank space. So as I was reading it back years later, I'm like, who is this about? Who was this about? Like maybe one or two I could pinpoint who it was. But a lot of them I was like, Who am I talking about? Oh man, you gotta come up with funny nicknames. I know. I think even if I did, I wouldn't have like known. No, no, even now, they would be like, uh, who the heck was Jared from State Farm? Probably not. Oh my goodness. Next for me. Um, I don't think I yeah, I didn't really write a lot of journals. I think I do so aren't now than before. Like when it comes to journals. Um and I do put names because I mean I'm I'm older now, that is what it is. Um but like if I talked like about um like a certain guy or something like that, I have nicknames. Yeah, I think now I would. But back then I just didn't think of them. Yeah, because some of them were my brother's friends. Oh, so that's why you gotta make nicknames. Yeah, so I would leave it blank because I was like, just in case. There you go, Justin.

unknown 3:06

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

I mean, yeah, I could use that. Oh my goodness. Boy crazy, gay, journals. I didn't hear it. I just saw your reaction. Yeah, because I hear a voice and I'm just like, oh shit. This place is so haunted. Oh my gosh. Oh when I got here, yeah, all by myself, I was on the phone with my mom and I look upstairs and the lights are on. I'm like, um, the lights are on? She's like, oh, we forgot to shut them off. Oh my goodness. I would have had a whole heart attack. I would have literally turned around and be like, no. It was scary. It was. After she said that, I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she would have been like, they're on. Why would they be on? I would have been like, I'm leaving, call the cops. Somebody's up there. Yep. Either that or the ghost did it, and I don't want it. Yeah, either an intruder or a ghost. Either way. No, but not for it. No, hell no. You ran away. You run away the opposite direction. How's your day today? We both worked. We did. I had a short shift. It wasn't bad. It was slow. Oh, there's a new playa bowls next door. It's like asay bowls, oatmeal bowls, smoothies, coffee. Okay. I had their coffee today. So good. But six dollars for 16 ounces. Yeah, that sounds about right. The cafe down the hall from where I work. Um I got like their matcha latte and for 16 ounces, and it's roughly around that time. Uh that size, that price. Oh my god. It's okay. My brain is not working. That's okay. My brain is so fried. Today was inventory. So I had to do all of inventory today, along with obviously, you know, taking care of customers, doing prep work, restocking everything. Yeah. I had a very busy day today. And my head is just not in a good head space. As of like two days now. But I'm trying to get out of it. We got it. We had Chinese food. Hell yeah. Now we're gonna just talk a lot. Yes. Just talk a lot. Talk about some of stuff. I hope so. I do have something fun planned for you though. Oh. I've had interviews at work for like core staff. Yes. Some better than others. Um, I've had five interviews and we hired two. Oh, nice. Okay. That's not bad. Yeah. So that was that. I'm hiring finally. But only for the summer. Which is I mean. Okay. I guess. But it is what it is. So far no interviews. Um, but we'll see. Hopefully. I guess I'm wondering good. Because that's all I gotta say. I can't say more. Alright. Um, we should probably get started. Did uh mini banter. Um yeah. More mini like update. Life update. Take it away, lady. Welcome back to two girls no chill. This is what happens when you give two best friends microphones and no plans and a water bottle. I'm so sorry. This is exactly what happens. There's no plan, no chill, no filter, just a bunch of fun. I put it away, I put it away. It's okay. Um, I have a question. Oh shit. Okay, off rip. Let's go. Yeah. Have you ever heard of I like rusty spoons? The fuck is that? Whoa. I like rusty spoons, yeah. No, okay, clearly not, right? Apparently. Wow. Were you on YouTube like early, early? Yeah, I mean, I watched uh Charlie the Unicorn. Okay, okay. Um, I know about um uh Charlie Bit Mathanga. Little babies of course. Um I I don't know if Smosh was Smosh was Smosh was early 2000s, right? Yeah, I used to watch a lot of Smosh equals three, um, Ryan Hega. Oh, I love him. Yes, nice guy's finished last. Um, but yeah, like I know about like chocolate grain, which and you don't know I like rusty spoons. I don't know what that is, unless I probably do know what it is, but I just don't know the name of it, if that makes sense. I can show you. Oh well, absolutely. It's weird. Yeah, I believe it. Is it is it like salad fingers? Yes, yeah, okay, similar, yeah. It's the same thing. Oh, it's the same thing. Oh, see, I I'm like, what the fuck? Because I like rusty spoons. That's his that's his um catchphrase. Well, not catchphrase, but yeah. See, I told you. Okay, uh, but I didn't watch a lot of it. I just know of it. Yeah, I just didn't know, like I wasn't I was on YouTube, just not on that side of YouTube. Yeah, I was on basically all of the sides of the internet, dark web side. I'd probably say an app that if I told you about it, maybe you've heard of it. Okay, but I a lot of people have not heard of it. It's called GIF Yo. Yeah, I have no idea what that is. Yeah, it's a it's a was it was a site where you make gifts. Okay. Um I was pretty popular on there. Oh my god, you make little gifts. I did, I still have some on my laptop. Oh, fuck it. Um, that's where I met one of my exes. Oh shit. And one of my besties a long time ago. I haven't talked to him in probably 15 years. Oh god damn. Um, I made a lot of bad decisions. It's okay. It's okay. Oh that's why the internet was there so we can make bad decisions and not get yelled at by our parents. Yeah. There were times where like I stopped using my account and I would go onto one of my friends' accounts and like post a gif, and they're like, Where are you? I'd be like, uh nowhere. I'm kind of busy living life, posting on other profiles. Yeah, literally, it was wild, and then it got uh deleted. I don't know, erased, yeah. Cause I don't disappear. I don't remember that website, like at all. Yeah, probably like 14 years ago. Jesus Christ. We're old. Yeah, we are old. I mean, I was 18 when that came out, or when I found it, I should say. Putting it into perspective. I feel so fucking old. Yeah. Saying 14 years Yeah, 14 years ago, and I'm just like, oh yeah, I was only like 18. Like, fuck. Yeah.

unknown 11:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Oh shit. Oh my god. It was wild. But I loved that app. Oh, I believe it. I believe it. Really, especially if you're a real popular. You're selfies. You know your angles, that's for sure. Yes. I'm still learning mine, which is a lot. Yeah, I don't know how to teach that, so it's okay. I'm trying to learn. Try my best to learn if I can. Yeah. It's tough enough. What um well you said some YouTubers that you liked. Yes. Any other social media? Yeah, I had um, um, I had my MySpace. Of course. Which, I mean, who didn't back then? We're millennials, by the way. If you didn't notice or can't tell. Um, but yeah, I have MySpace. I don't remember my top eight. I don't either. I don't at all. I just know Tom was always there. Um it was a bunch of randos for sure. Yeah, like a bunch of random people because I don't talk to any of them now. Same. Um, but I remember like coding and doing my own um backgrounds. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I was so skilled in making I I was so skilled in making my own like backgrounds and making sure everything was like placed properly, adding photos, putting the music on, and then um customizing everything and oh my god, making the font different styles. Oh my god. Yeah, I did a little bit, but not that much. Oh, I was intense. Like I knew how to like adjust images onto the profile. Oh god, I was all about it. Yeah, I was all about it. I definitely like friended a bunch of random people just to get a bunch of people on my MySpace. Yeah, yeah, and then the top eight was like probably family. I don't remember having my family on MySpace, but it probably was. Yeah, I had a lot of friends on like my MySpace. Um tried to stay away from family, yeah. Um but yeah, I can't even remember what my top eight was. No, no neither at all. Like, I can't even picture it. I can picture like my profile, yeah, can't picture my top eight. Yeah, like um it I mean I never remember any good writings. Yeah. Sorry, not really, sorry, not sorry. Oh my god, and my username. That's so bad. I don't remember any of mine. I remember mine because it was cringy as fuck. Well, I remember my gift for one, but I'm not gonna say it. Mines are so bad. And I carried it uh through high school. Middle school and high school, I believe. Um fucking so much. Well, are you gonna say it? So I'm hesitating so much because it's so I'm waiting in anticipation. Oh man. It is not a phase, that's for sure. Um, because I'm still very much not emo, but like Sema? Um they would call me an elder emo. Okay, what is it, Gen Z? Gen Z. Who knows? The one after us, the the teenagers now. Um but yeah, my username is bad. I fucking hate it. Oh man. And I'm I'm hesitating because I think it's cringy and it's so bad. And I'm sure everyone listening is gonna be like, oh, that's not even bad. Just probably hurry up and say it. Um, my username was emo kitty okay with like the little um like a little cat face, but like you had to obviously back then they don't have uh emojis or anything like that. So you have to create your own. Yes. So I had like the whole little arrow. The brackets in here making a cat. Oh my god. Of course. No, that's don't be ashamed. That's so fucking cringy. No, it's not. No, it's not. Maybe I'm saying that because I'm also millennial, who knows? But I love that. Oh, it was so bad. I can't say mine because people will look me up. But oh my gift doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, I don't know what happened with GIF Here, so I'm I don't want people to look that up. Oh well, at least with my MySpace, I don't even think it exists anymore. I don't think so. Yeah, mine either. But my Snapchat user name is my gift here using. Uh if you know what it is. Well, I have you on Snap, so I'm gonna have to look at it. It's also like very dumb. Yeah, very, very basic, yeah, yeah, in in a sense. Um yeah, that was cringy for sure. I just have that feeling inside that I'm just like I'm not fucking save. I feel so uh but it's in the past now. Thank you. Yeah, seriously, seriously, I'm so happy. It was taught super early that the internet is forever. Uh fuck. I know, but like I see I'm gonna have to try to look myself up, or everyone's gonna probably try to fucking look it up now. Which is fine, it's fine. You're gonna look at my cringy photos of my emo ass. Remember those? Oh my god, yes. My fucking jet black hair or my colorful hair. You know what I did on on Facebook because I don't think I posted very many pictures on MySpace, but on Facebook, when I got on Facebook, I did. And those were like edited to the nines, like black and white and uh vignette at the words of information or whatever. Yes, I would adjust my eye colors so bad.

unknown 18:03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 18:04

Or remember the um the pulse for pulse or the share for share? Oh yeah, yes, or like, oh, I'll edit a picture of you if you edit a picture of me. Oh my god, I participated in a lot of those. Same so bad. Who knows why? It's because we were bored and had nothing better to do. Yeah, pretty much. There really was nothing better to do. No, there really isn't because like there wasn't like a for you page, there wasn't like a whole algorithm. It's literally like you go on, you go to chat rooms, you talk with strangers that you think they're your age, but they're probably grown-ass men just trying to like get with you or lure you to some park so they could get it. Oh my gosh. I mean, you're not wrong. That's literally how it was. It wasn't like you know, doom scrolling or anything like that. You literally just I'll have to attach the photo that I'm showing her right now onto this episode. Yes, we have to attach that. I have to look up my cringy ass photos now. It's like duck face, oh my god, super edited. I love it. It does love it. Life is the greatest mystery. You never know where it will take you and when it will end. Oh my god, you were just as emo as I was. Created by my cousin. It has her name on there. Oh my god, you have to make sure you stamp it for sure. Like created by updated by and it has stickers on it. Oh my goodness, it was wild. My photos were just fucking cringy as shit. I also loved wearing like the remember the 3D glasses you get at the movies, and you pop out the lenses. Pop out the lenses. Yes, I used to do that, and you know what's funny? We both have to wear glasses, right? Well, I got my glasses after. Okay, so I've been wearing glasses since I was like five years old. Um and I ended up starting wearing contacts at seventh grade or in seventh grade. Um, so then I would, you know, do colored contacts, thought I was hot shit. And I would do the fucking 3D glasses and pop the lenses out. Why when I have a pair of glasses out that gets you? Yeah, but I wanted to. For some reason, they all looked cooler. Yeah, it's cooler without the lenses in them. Yeah, like you need glasses? No, put your contacts in and fake it when you have legitimate ones at home. Yes. Oh my goodness, I fucking hate my cringy ass. Yeah, there's a lot of cringy ones in here from me. Oh, goodness gracious. See, this was after I got the glasses. Oh, so cute. Still was wearing the 3D glasses. I never had an emo phase. Oh, my emo phase. Oh, I gotta post this one to the episode. Oh, and the heavily edited ones. Yeah, that was all of mine. Oh shit. See, look at my glasses. Oh, I can't wait for you guys to laugh along with us and our cringeness. Um, I had my um hot emo boy face. So I ended up getting a mohawk. I had jet black hair. I got a mohawk, and as it grew out, I just looked like a hot emo boy. So I will be sure to put the picture um with this episode so you guys can cringe along with me. I did um what's the haircut that it's really short? A bob? Bob. I did do a Bob one time and I've never done it again. It's like I hate this. I never want to do this again. I didn't think it looked bad. I just missed my hair. I've done some colors, but nothing. Oh, I've done every color in the rainbow. I was jet black hair. I did every color in the rainbow. And then I went back to like black hair. And then I bleached it blonde. And then I went natural. And then I was natural for years. Until like two years ago. When I started coloring my hair again. Yeah. I haven't colored mine. I think the last time I colored mine was a little over a year ago. Yeah, I think about it.

unknown 22:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

That's the last time I leave it. Yeah, same. Until copper hair. Three weeks from now, and then I'm gonna do my hair again. Do you know what you're gonna do? Yeah.

unknown 23:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:06

Exciting. Yes, I know exactly what I'm gonna do. I already have my in spell picks. I sent it to my hairstylist, and I'm ready to get it done. Exciting. Were you ever in Tumblr? Tumblr. Um, yes, and no. I had a tumbler, but I wasn't cool enough to know how to fucking work with it. Oh, yeah. It was just a headache on its own. Yeah, I feel like that was our like kind of like a doom scroll kind of situation, just because you can see way more. Yeah. Um but I had a tumbler, but I wasn't so cool at it. I feel like everybody else that was on there was just fucking dope as shit. And I don't know. Yeah, yeah. And I'm just like, I don't belong here. No, you guys are the greats, and I just scrolled. I just don't belong here. Yeah, I wasn't on there too much, but what I remember from it was like that was like the naughty sight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was like you would scroll and you'd be like, oh my god, that's such a cool picture, words of affirmation, dick, okay. Literally scrolling was. Like, oh my god, her hair's so pretty. Oh, look, they're fucking. Oh, that's me. It was just so random, and you never knew what you would get when you're scrolling. It was just random as hell. So you have to be so cautious when you're on there. So yeah, that was like the really naughty. It was, it was funny. That's where they allowed porn to be posted without it being on a porn site.

unknown 24:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:30

Um have you ever been catfitched? No, I guess you might not know. Yeah, I wouldn't know. I mean, maybe I was. I just never knew about it. Yeah. I for sure was. Oh. By a girl. Oh shit. Yeah. Wait, was she tell the story because I'm really curious? Um my gosh, where did I meet her? I honestly don't even remember where I met her. I think it was on either GIF Yo or that weird site I talked about last time, tagged, uh-huh. Where it was like a dating thing. Um, but now that I'm thinking about it, I think it was GIF Yo. And we messaged a lot, and she only had one like GIF on her page. Red flag. And it was like a dark top frame, and then the bottom half was like her mouth and her body. So it was like you couldn't even see really her.

SPEAKER_01 25:32

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

Um, and yeah, we were talking, and then I she never like said it, but I knew after the fact. I was like, okay, okay. She doesn't want to talk on a phone or anything. She doesn't want to like text pictures of each other to you know to each other, whatever. So I was like, oh. I think I'm being catfished. Like, you are not real. Yeah. So that was the one and only time I talked to a girl. I'm pretty sure it was catfish. Damn. Yep. What a bitch. And it wasn't even a girl. Wait, do you think it was a girl? You think it was a guy being a girl? If you never did you ever find out? I did not find out. No. I think it was a girl though. A girl. Yeah. A girl. Catch it. Just a fake as a girl, just a fake. Yeah. Okay. I think so. Just from the context of how we were talking, how they were talking. Let's hope so. I don't know. I don't think a guy could talk like a girl like that. I don't think. You never know. Unless they had a lot of practice. Maybe it's just what they do. And they just got caught doing it. Sure. Probably. Could be. Yeah, now you're thinking about it. Yeah, now you're just like, damn. What if it was a guy? Now it could have been a guy. Yeah. Then I've never talked to a girl. And the only experience you have is just taking away. No. Now what? Ladies. If you're interested. I'm kidding, she's married. We can talk. Ladies, if you're interested. She's single. I single. Oh man. Comment your phone number or your Instagram. Slide into my DM. I'll vet you first, probably. Yes, absolutely. Anyone that slides into my DMs will talk to Sarah first. Oh my god. So no, because Tinder wasn't. I mean, I did Tinder once, but it's not old. It was more so like in my early 20s. Yeah. When I did Tinder. Once. Once did not go well. Nothing good came out of that. I don't like dating apps. You've been on more than me. I know. I don't like them. Well, that's uh everything I need to know about dating apps. That means I'm not gonna go on them. Yep. No. You could try them. Nah, I like to meet people the old-fashioned way. Yeah. Even though it's going miserably bad for me. Well, yeah, there's not a lot of people here. No, there really isn't. I think I need to like move somewhere else. Yeah. Let's go to Florida. Uh-huh. I'm down. Anybody in Florida? Slide it to my DMs. Go look at how to do it. Let's link up. Link up. Not me. Chanel. Oh man. Alright. Um I don't know how to segue this. This is the segue. This is the segue. Segway. So I wasn't really on like YouTube or the internet as much. I was more of like a gamer. Um and more into like music. Did you ever go um illegally burn songs off of oh yeah. It was great. Yeah. Absolutely. I loved it. And then having to um allegedly. Yeah, we didn't do any of that. Heavy on the quotations. Um great. I've heard. I've heard it's fantastic. Um, but yeah, I used to do like the the CDs, like the blank CDs, and then write on them. Yep. And then I used to do it on actual like cassette tapes. Oh, I never did cassette tapes, but I did CDs. Yeah. Oh my god, I used to do cassette tapes too. I used to do cassette tapes and CDs. Um and then having to record your own ringtones. Loved it. Oh my goodness. That was my favorite. That was my favorite. It was so fun. I love putting, you know. Uh-huh.

unknown 30:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:18

Especially when like you're listening to the radio and they're like, oh my god, the song is on. Hold on. I have to record it really fast. Yeah. So you can set it up for your ringtone. Yep. Oh my god. Music was so difficult to get access to back then. Yeah. But now it's like oh like Spotify, Apple Music, Pandora, literally everywhere. It's a lot better now. Um what video game consoles did you have? Oh, um, I had a PlayStation one. Um, I had the one of the Nintendo like handheld ones. I don't remember what the fucking name was. No, you had to put a cartridge in it. If it didn't work, you'll want it. Yep. I just didn't remember what it was called. Um but yeah, it was more so like I would play, I would play the PlayStation a lot. The PlayStation one. Oh, that bulky ass thing. And then get scared that my memory card was corrupted and I lost all of my save my saves. Oh yeah. It was like a thing. Either your disc wouldn't read or your memory guard my memory card got corrupted, and then all of your games that are on that memory card gone. Jeez. So then you have to start all the way from square one. Yeah, I'd be scared too. Yeah, that was the fucking worst. What about you? I did not ever have PlayStation or Xbox. I had a Nintendo 64. Well, that was my brother's. Um, and then um a GameCube and then a Wii. Okay. I always wanted a GameCube, never got one. In between, we I had like Game Boy. Uh-huh. Yeah, like Game Boy Color, Game Boy Advance. Game Boy Vance, Game Boy, or Nintendo DS. I had. Yes, I had SP, I think it was. Instead of a hot dog, it was a burger. Cheeseburger. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Instead of the hot dog, it was a cheeseburger. Yeah. I definitely I think my favorite is the GameCube of all time. Yeah, I always wanted one, I never got one. We'll have to we'll have to set it up on set one day and play. Oh my god, fuck yeah. Yeah. I don't have one, but they have them in in like um video game stores. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, but we'll see. Yeah. Like $300. It's like, oh, let's just go get a new uh console. Yeah. Or I have a Wii still, and you can play GameCube games on the Wii. Oh, okay. Um and I have GameCube controllers still. Oh fuck yeah. Yeah, we can do that. We can rock out with that. Close enough. Don't judge. Close enough. Don't judge us. Join us. Uh-huh. Join us as we fail miserably at playing video games. I love video games though. Um, how do you feel about movies? I love movies. Early 2000s movies. Depends which ones. Who knows if I loved them back then? I guess we'll find out. Um, so I have a little game. Okay, that I want you to play. Um, you're gonna do uh blind rating. Okay. Um, it's gonna be your top five.

SPEAKER_01 33:29

Top five.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

And you have to rate them as you give them to me. As I give them to you. Okay. You're not gonna know what the next one is. Yeah, got it. And I hope and pray that you've seen these. Okay. I like picked them. And I was just like, I feel like she's seen all of these. Um if I haven't seen them, I've probably heard of them. Okay, it's probably fine. Fingers crossed. So these are all these range from 2001 to 2004.

unknown 33:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

Yeah, so they're all like really early 2000s. I was eight. Well, the movies range in there, but I mean we could probably watch them like as we got older. You know, it was like eight to eleven. I was I'm trying to do math in my head right now. Well, you were 914. Yeah, I was what 10? 10 to 13. 10 to 13. All right, so uh the first one I'm gonna give you is Save the Last Dance. Oh, um, not my favorite, but there could be a worse one. So I'll say four. Okay. Bring it on. Oh, the first one. I love bring it on. Oh man. Hmm. Okay, I'm gonna do the same thing. There could be a better one. So I'll say two. Okay. Hot chick. See? See, that's gotta be number one. Number one for sure. Number one? Yeah. All right. A Cinderella story. Oh with Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray. We love him. Zaddy. Love him. Um, what if there's a really good one? Well, you already have one and two and four. I know. So three and five. If there's a sucky one after this. Okay, I'll put it at three. Okay, last one. Me and girls. No! I felt it in my bones. Oh man. I guess five. Oh man. Oh man. Okay, now let me rate them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um me no, hot chick number one still. Okay. Me and Girls number two. Okay.

unknown 35:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:53

Cinderella story. Yeah, Cinderella story number three. What was you say the last dance? And bring it on. Bring it on. Bring it on, then save the last dance. Okay. Do you want to know my rating? Yes. Um, so my number one is a Cinderella story. Okay. Obsessed with that movie. Love it. Um, my second one is Save the Last Dance. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

I also love the movie.

SPEAKER_00 36:11

My third one is Mean Girls. Okay. Number four is Hot Chick. And number five is Bring It On. Easy. I love Hot Chick so much. Oh, it's so good. It's mean, Jessica. I love it. But yeah, I saw it and I was like, oh my god, Mean Girls came out in 2004. That's crazy. That is insane. That's crazy. I probably didn't watch it when I was 11 years old. I probably didn't watch it. No, not at all. Maybe a couple years after. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. We definitely watched it when we were much older. Same with Hot Chick. Oh. I don't think I watched it. Absolutely. Oh, absolutely. Um but yeah, so Bring It On came out in 2000. Wow. Save the Last Dance came out in 2001. Wow. Um Hot Chick was in 2002.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 37:01

And then Mean Girls and Cinderella Stories 2004. Wow. I definitely watched Cinderella Story probably as it came out because it was on Disney Channel. Oh yeah, it was so good. I was obsessed with that movie. Chad Michael Murray. Loved it. Oh my god. The the drought into the rain? Yes. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Oh my god, yes. I was like, I want her and him. I was still just stuck on him. Right now, current time, I only want him. Yeah. I don't want her. Hillary Duff currently. No. I mean, yes, she's hot, but uh she's she's okay. Yeah, it's okay. But her types are very different. I know you're a blonde deer. Yeah. Not physically, but you're in some. I'm not currently blonde. I have blonde highlights. But you love a good blonde. I like blonde. Uh-huh. Oh, I know that for sure. That was fun. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna have to do another one of those. Yes. That was good. That was so good. Yeah. I have to do a top ten next time. Oh. I have one for you for music. Oh shit. I just thought of it. Like a the pop punk kind of genre. Okay. Um let's see if I can think of five. Oh, I definitely think of like three. Um okay. Let's start with Fallout Boy. So we're thinking about the bands in general? Yeah. Like their music. Uh four. Okay. Um, they got the disco. Uh. And it sucks because I had their albums. Both albums. Um. I'm gonna go with two. Yellow card. Uh I still listen to them. Me too. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go five because there's probably something better. My chemical romance. Oh, okay. Three. Green Day. Uh not a big Green Day man, but I guess they're one. That's just what I thought about the cov. Oh man. I love Follow Boy. I think Follow Boy would be my number one. Follow boy is so good. But yeah, I just didn't listen to them as much. I listened to them a lot. Um, I didn't I didn't listen to Mickey Book Romance much. Me either. Or uh Helena. Oh yeah. That song. Classic. Oh beautiful. Yes. Love it. Absolutely. Um yeah. I think mine would be Fall Boy, Pale Got the Disco, Yellow Card, Micah Book Romance, and then Green Day. Green Day. Yeah. For sure. Um, I listened to a lot of like Simple Plan. Okay. Charlotte. Yeah. Um I remember the Boys Like Girls. Okay. Um, I can picture them. Remember the name. Um I had so many band t-shirts. Um, oh bullet from my Valentine. There was another one that I used to listen to, but I forgot their name because I didn't listen to them a lot. Get released into falling in reverse. Oh, yeah. Falling in reverse, yes. Um when I went to go get my back tattooed, um, the drummer was in the same booth as us. Oh, snap. He was just uh hanging out, chit-chatting. Such a cool dude. Wow. Such a cool dude. And I got stuck at home. Wife is a baddie. She's such a badass tattoo artist. I just got stuck at home. I know. You're supposed to come with me. I know. I was so ready. I was like, I'm with the kids in the morning, and then I'm gonna leave them with the hubby, and then I'm gonna go, and then you're like, Are you free? I'm like, no. I know. She's like, I gave you the wrong time. I need you to be here like now. And I'm just like, okay, I'm still like an hour and a half away. I'm on my way. It's good though, it worked out. Yeah, it did. Yeah, and I'm almost done. I have my last session at the end of June. Nice, and then like Chris just got back to me. Look like a full-on badass. Oh, yeah. Did he go to the person I recommended him to? No. Because he didn't message him like early enough. Dumbass. They just went to bloodlines. Oh, I don't know where that is. It's on North Hammer Street. It's next to Friendlies. Oh, okay. Did he get that tattoo that you wanted? Um fan. Yeah, whatever that is. Yeah. Where is that from? Dragon. I want to say Naruto because it doesn't look like it's I was like, it doesn't look like a Dragon Ball Z tattoo design. Yeah, Naruto, Naruto. Unfortunately, I've learned a lot about Dragon Ball Z over the years of dating my ex. So yeah, that didn't look like uh Naruto. I think it is. I think it is. Yeah, then his friend got the same one. Okay. A little smaller. And then also Deathly Hollows. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Chris was like, because he was planning for one. So he budgeted for one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think he wants that too. Oh, well then he knows where to go. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. The line work was good. Good. Good. I'm glad. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard to find a good tattoo artist. Yeah. You really do your homework. I'm definitely gonna do that before I do anything conscious. That's why I wanted you to come to the convention with me.

unknown 42:45

I know.

SPEAKER_00 42:46

That would have been the perfect place to do homework. Literally. Literally everyone. I know. Everyone and their mother was there. It would have been so good. Yes. It's too bad. That's okay. Next time. Yes. Next time. I won't get tattooed, maybe. No promises. No promises. But there were so many people getting tattooed. Yeah, I believe it. It looked cool. Oh, it was so fun. Just literally laying there and just watching people walk by. It was good people watching. Oh, I'm sure.

unknown 43:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:18

It was fun. There's so many people. It was it was a lot. It was overstimulating. Oh yeah. For sure. I had to like black out and put headlines on for a bit. Yeah. But it wasn't too bad. So if you ever go to a convention center, I recommend you well, a tattoo convention. Um, I recommend that you get tattooed. For sure. Yeah, that's cool. It's a lot of fun. If not, just walk around and do your homework. Yeah, that I think um plus they had good food. Yeah. Nice. And free stickers. I love stickers. Like every booth had stickers. Damn. Mm-hmm. That's cool. Yeah. Random segue. Yeah. Have you ever heard of old Megal? It sounds familiar. It's like um video chatting. Okay. Random people. I uh heard of it, never got on it because I didn't know how. Oh okay. But I would uh love to go on that. I think it's still a thing. We could do it. Oh yeah, it's definitely it's definitely still a thing because I see so many like um videos on my for your page of like people just randomly doing it. Yeah, yeah. Um yeah, I never I never got a chance to do it. Oh my gosh, we should totally do it. Oh, absolutely. And we have to do it like here, yes, yes, yeah. Like we have to do it here and just be like, guys, we're gonna be on Amigo today. So yes, that would be so fun. Letting you guys know if you guys want to pop on. We'll record the the screen. Oh yeah, the entire oh, that'll be so interesting. We'll just have to blur it if anything goes up. Well, yeah, for sure. We'll have to like blur out any dumb asses that decide to do something crazy, yeah. Which there will be. Of course. Of course, okay. See, and the thing is like you say the name, and I'm just like, what the fuck is that? And then when you tell me video chatting, I can picture the logo in my head. Yeah, like I can physically see it. I did that um with my cousin a lot, and it was disturbing a lot. Oh no, did you see a lot of penises? Yeah, it's gross. It was just there, yeah, like the camera, like it turns into another person, it's just dick. Yes. Oh my god. And you would just skip really fast. Like, no, I don't want that one. Yeah. Next one comes up. No, not that one. Yeah. Eventually we just got off. Yeah. Sometimes you just get a random person to talk to, which is cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But um, but it's not, it's just a person just standing there with their dick out. Yeah, or laying. And do you only see like their like dick area, or you see like their entire torso, legs, uh, whatever they wanted to show. Oh my god. People are fucking reckless. Yeah, people are reckless. Gross. They're gross. Yeah. Yeah, I believe it. I'm sure they get reported and they get them out and then just create a new one. I'm sure. I I hate unsolicited uh dick anything on my phone. Yeah. Yeah. Not not a fan of that. Not a fan of that at all. I don't know why guys think it's disgusting. Yeah, don't do it. Doesn't matter the angle. Does not matter the angle. First of all, not only are we gonna be disgusted, but we're gonna show it to our best friend. Yeah. And we're gonna make fun of you. Yep. You and your little shrimp dick.

SPEAKER_01 46:43

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 46:43

That's what's gonna happen. So just a warning. You know, think about that before you decide to send a dick pic to anybody. No, they're gonna send it because they want other people to see it. That's disgusting. It's okay, it's okay. We'll just block them. Yeah, please don't send us any. We do not want them. No thank you. My DMs are empty, except for one person, but I feel like he just wants to fuck me and that's it. Uh yeah, it's one of those. Got it. Yeah, so it's just like a eh. I feel that. Other than that, no one's in my DMs. No one's in my dad anymore. It's been a long time. Well, I mean, you're also married. Yeah, but it doesn't stop people. Yeah, well, apparently it did. Because once I once I got a divorce, everybody's like, everyone and their mother's just like, oh hey, what's up, Chanel? And then, you know, you don't give them enough attention, and then they're just like, oh, this is not what I want. Or they'll ghost you. Yeah.

unknown 47:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:48

Or they'll try to humble your ass. And it's just like, why are you trying to humble me when you're the one that sounds like a fuckboy? Mm-hmm. And all you want to do is just get in my pants. And I don't want to. And then you get butthurt and try to humble me. Doesn't work. Nope. Not at all. Not at all. I love how I always ends up with dating.

unknown 48:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:15

Yeah, there was um when I used to work at Banana Republic, there was a guy, I think he worked in the mall, because he was in the mall a lot. Okay. And no, he did. He told me. So he came in once and he was looking around. And then he asked if I spoke Spanish. I said a little bit. So he started speak speaking me to me in Spanish. And he was like, Ask me my name and what I like to do. And I was already with Chris. Uh-huh. And I was like, okay, I was doing my job. I was being friendly. Yeah. Customer service. Yeah. Of course. And then he said, then he asked me out on a date. And I was like, oh, I have a boyfriend. And he was like, oh, well, that's okay. We can be friends. I was like, no, I'm trying to do my job and you're making it very embarrassing. I literally try to work and I don't know how to get rid of somebody in that context, in that situation. So I was just like, ha ha, no. And he's like, Well, I work in the mall and you work in the mall so we can be friends. And I was like, no, I don't need any more friends. I said it in English, because I was done talking Spanish with you. I'm done talking Spanish with you. You can fuck off. I was like, no, I'm good. Um, and then he finally left, and I was like, have a nice day. And then I went to the back and I was like, uh, leave me alone. And there was another guy. I helped him find some shoes that he really liked. I helped him order a pair that he wanted, like a different color. And he's a very friendly guy, nice guy. Um, I did not get any vibes. And then he friend requested me on Facebook. Ugh. And was like, and asked me out, and I was like, oh. Um he went through the trouble of finding you on social media. Like he literally, like, was your name on the receipt? Or did he just remember your name? We probably remember my name. Yeah. Well, you have to give them your name. I know, but still fucking creepy.

unknown 50:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:04

He's like, Oh, I gotta remember that name so I can go look it up at social media friend requester. Like the lengths you went to just that's so gross. Yeah, he messaged me and was like, hey, the shoes came in. And I was like, Oh, great. Fantastic. Why the fuck are you messaging me? And then he was like, I think he asked me out. He was like, uh basically, like, um, I should take these shoes on a night out. You want to come with me? Man, that would have been real funny if he did that, but he did it. No, but he was like, maybe we can go out some time. And I was like, Oh, I have a boyfriend. And he's like, Oh. Sorry, I'm friendly at my job. I'm good at my job. Yeah. I got you probably two pairs of shoes. I'm real good at my job. Yeah, customer service A1. That's how good you are. You're so good at customer service that you can't guide you. Oh man. I had a a stalker. Yeah, the face you put. Before I said anything, it was the face. What happened? Um, he came in and asked, you know, he asked for a crepe, he ordered or whatever, and then he was just like, oh my god, you're so beautiful. And I'm just like, I was like, oh, thanks. You know, as I'm making your order, and he's like, Oh, so you know you're seeing anyone? You should you should let me um take you out, let me get your number, and I'm just like I just it was so gross and just really off-putting. And I was just like, no, I'm fine. I don't give out my personal information. Um, and he's like, all right. And then he like did a double take as he was leaving. Like he looked at me, left, turned around, looked at me again. He's like, Oh my god, you're so beautiful. And then I'm just like, You're annoying. Get the fuck out of my store. And then almost every shift after that, I would see him walk by to see if he sees me. Ew. And I would like purposefully hide. But there was one time that I fucked up and I was um, I was in the back, and then I looked up to see if there's anybody at the front, and he walked by and he fucking saw me. And I know because we made eye contact. Oh my gosh. And I had, I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Turns around and comes in just to buy a soda. Oh my gosh. And then tries to like hit on me again. And I'm just like, oh no. And then I like let um like security management know, like, hey, this guy's stalking me. Yeah. Sends him photos and everything. Did they do anything about it? No, of course not. Nothing, not a not a damn thing. Why would they? Any uh established establishment security, like a mall or a plaza or anything is not very good. No, not at all. No, not at all. But yeah, thankfully, um, I think there was another time that he came in um and he was trying to do it again, and I just did not speak to him. Yeah, like he came in, bought something. He's like, Oh, did I do something wrong? And I'm just like, This is your total, got his money. Like, okay, have a great day. And he would just like look at me like, Oh, did I do something wrong? Why aren't you talking? Like, get the fuck out of my face. I did my job. Yes, you got your stuff, yeah, and I'll leave. Thankfully, I haven't seen him in a while. You couldn't, but that lasted for like a good month. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's just uh it's always the creepy ones, too. Oh my god, yes, not even hot or anything. No, so bad. You can at least be hot, then maybe I'll talk to you. Can't happen. No, just can't you know at least be hot. Maybe I'll talk to you. No, yeah, that's my uh that's my soccer store. Yeah, men, men are wild, men are the problem, of course. That was never in question. Oh, what a tangent we've gone on. I know. I mean, I'm trying not to make so much noise with my chair. Yeah, same. It's very squeaky. Yeah, mine's not squeaky, but I keep going like this. Yeah, like I keep leaning back and leaning forward, leaning back. It's okay, guys. We're gonna have a nice comfy couch. Not the comfy couch. Oh, whiff. But a nice comfy couch. Oh my god. Have you ever have you ever tried to do the clock? Yes, of course. How bad did you fail? Um, very badly. Every single time. I can't even do a a fraction of what I could back then either now. I've tried it. Oh my god, same. And I hated it because I was just like, I want to do that. It was really cool. My toxic trait is like, I can do that. I could totally do that. While I'm like slumped on the couch, I can totally do that. Yeah, and then I try to do it and I pull a muscle. Absolutely. Just the other morning when I was getting Lila ready, my three-year-old who weighs like 50 pounds, I pulled a muscle in my back. I for sure did. I just moved her, I just moved her on the bed and I was like, oh, I can't move. Okay, I slowly had to wiggle out of it, and then I was in pain for the rest of the day. I'm old. I'm older than you. My body's older than you, I swear. That is true. You are my little old lady. Oh my gosh. Gotta get my handicap placard. I'm not just saying that. I have the application. I know that's the crazy part. That is the crazy part. Yeah. Anyways. I guess this is a good ending point. Yeah, I guess. For now. Yeah, for now. Till you know, we link up again. Yes. Go more crazy tangents. And off topic. Literally. We started with um diaries.

unknown 56:13

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:14

And the internet. And YouTube and dating sites and then dating and then boys and then men and then weird people stalking. And then we ended on how old we are, because we can't do the company. 95. 85. Actually, I am the age that I was born. 93. Oh. And yeah, you're still older than me. 91. Oh man. Oh, you know what? No, because I'm not into that. Astrology. Oh, yeah, I know. I just know what my sign is. I know what my sign is too. We can dive deep into that if you want. Next episode. Yeah, if you guys want us to dive deep into it. Um the full chart. Yeah, for sure. Or if anybody wants to do it for us. I'm a Sagittarius. I'm a tourist. Um, yeah. I don't know my big three, sorry. Me either. All I know is that I'm a Sagittarius. That's literally all I know. Hit us up. Let us know. Um, also, I want to do a top 10 blind react. But it could be any topic. Okay. Which will be fun. So if you guys have any ideas for topics, celebrity men. Got it. Oh my god, it'd be a whole fucking mess of them. Jesus. Um but yeah. Thanks for hanging out. Yes. Thanks for hanging out with us today. Let's uh start off pretty mellow. I hopefully will be in a better mindset for the next episode. I feel like I was a little out of it today. Sorry. Um, but yeah, it's okay. Thanks for mental health, guys. Take care of it. Do what you need to do for yourself. I'm trying. Uh but yes, until next time. Two girls show signing out. Thanks. Oh my gosh. Millennial phrases. Oh my god.