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Twogirlsnochill
Adulting Is Hard
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Welcome back!
Remember in school when everyone kept asking us what we wanted to be when we grew up? That was a lot of pressure!
Join us as we dive into the nostalgic pool and talk all about school, growing up, and just how unprepared we were for adulthood. Get ready for plenty of tangents, questionable life choices, and some seriously chaotic stories!
Also, maybe a little headphone warning... we laughed a lot while recording this one.
Thanks for always coming back to hang out with us. And if you've figured out this whole adulting thing... please let us know!
Welcome to the ASMR episode of Two Girls No Channel. I'm Jamel. I'm Sarah. And we're going to do this entire episode in ASMR. I hope you're ready. Buckle up, bitches. It's gonna get crazy.
SPEAKER_04I can't do that. Just kidding. Sorry. We're gonna be loud and obnoxious like always. I'm really sorry if you were actually excited for it. I know, I'm sorry. Maybe we'll do one. Maybe. I don't think I can. No, I don't think I could whisper the entire time. I wouldn't literally go insane. Yeah. I think whispering is too much for my Puerto Rican roots. My ancestors will be yelling at me. Be like, speak up. Well, guys, welcome uh back to another episode Two Girls No Chill from what we said earlier. Obviously, I'm Chamel. Hi, I'm Sarah. And um let's uh let's hop right into it, actually. Can't wait to go on vacation. Hell yeah. I'm so excited. So ready. We got a beach house and we're fucking pumped. And vacation cannot come fast enough. Okay. Seriously. Like we we just want to pack our shit and go. Oh. It's too far away. Honestly, it really is. It's way too far away, and we need a fucking vacation. But it's gonna be worth it. It's gonna be a lot of fun. I cannot wait. Yes. Other than that, no, no crazy uh life updates on my end. Work, being a parent, being single as fuck. Don't forget to slide in those DMs. Um waiting patiently for vacation. Pretty much the same over here. Except the single part. Except the single part. Um, so yeah, let's just uh get right into this. Um, why the fuck is adulting so hard? Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_03Question of a century, truly.
SPEAKER_04I don't know. Honestly, like it's insane because as kids, we were taught that, you know, you're going to get married at a certain age, buy a house at a certain age, know what you're supposed to be when you grow up, which is fucking ridiculous when people are like, I want to be a doctor, I want to be an astronaut, I want to be a race car driver, I want to be a ballerina, and then you look at us and we're just like working either part-time, full-time jobs, nonstop, and barely making it by. Yeah. And no houses in sight because the market is fucking insane. Um, but yeah, like just with that whole pressure of like, what do you want to be when you grow up? You have to have your whole life figured out by a certain age, and they're like cramming that shit into our brains at like 13 to 18. Yeah, yeah, really early on. Yeah, and I don't know why we weren't smart asses enough and just be like, Well, I don't want to be a fucking teacher. Jesus, what do you want to be when you grow up, miss? Yeah, what do you want to be when you grow up, mister?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I think I had like five or six or seven what I want to be when I grow up. Oh, same. Yeah. No, I I had two.
SPEAKER_04I had two. I had seven. I had two. You know what's the crazy part? So we we touched base on my biggest fear, which is like deep oceans and stuff like that. I wanted to be a fucking marine biologist. Oh. Tell me how that works. I don't know how to swim. I am deathly scared of deep ocean, and my dumbass wanted to be a marine biologist.
SPEAKER_03Well, I don't know. Thank God yourself was like, I could do anything.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Even, you know, face my fears. Yep. And I never did. Yeah. Either that or a baker. And I technically am a baker. You are a baker. Um, just not the best baker. Oh, thanks. Um, but not like, you know, like I always wanted to own my own bakery. Never gonna happen. Um, I put that dream to rest uh two years ago, which is crazy. Um, but yeah, like just instilling all that shit on us at such a young age was a lot of pressure and a lot of stress. And I don't think we knew how to like cope with it or handle it properly, which is why we came up with such fucking crazy like careers that we wanted to do.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I think um for a while it was teacher for me, English teacher. I really liked English teacher. I'll show you where the problem. I'm just kidding, yeah, sure. But I mean, that's okay. I'll take it. Um, yeah, it was that, and then it was like baker at one point. Okay, and then it was nail tech. Okay, then it was photographer, okay, then it was doctor, actually. Like pediatrician.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I wanted to do that too. But I actually went to medical school. I've had a lot of side quests, guys.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I am pretty sure I have ADHD looking back on life before, like obviously when I was very young, I couldn't buy things that pertained to some of these professions. But the nail art one, like a nail tech, I had a box full of nail polishes and um the light thing, um, and like nail tools, and I did that. I did my nail own nails for probably about a year. That's awesome, though. And then I stopped.
SPEAKER_04Your hyperfixation lasted for 365 days.
SPEAKER_03It was a long time. That's good.
SPEAKER_04That was a long time. That's a good amount of time. Yeah. All the other ones lasted like 30.5 days. Yeah. Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Cause the photographer one, my mom bought me a camera because I took it to class in college. Okay. But then I never went. You never went to the class?
unknownNope.
SPEAKER_03I dropped it. Oh shit. Yep. Okay. So I had the camera and the book.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Dropped the class. It's like, yep. No. Yep. And then I oh, I also wanted to be a bartender at one point. Dope. And I've seen your your cart. Yes. I got the cart. I got the little set with the shaker and the spoon and the jigger, everything. And then I bought a class, and then I never did it.
SPEAKER_05Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03At one point I was doing spray paint art. Okay. Yes. I remember that. I remember that. Yes. That was super fun. Really cool to do. Um, I did that for 5.2 seconds as well.
SPEAKER_05And then I stopped.
SPEAKER_03So I bought a bunch of spray paint, bunch of paper. I even bought um portfolio case for all my art. I posted about it for a little bit and then I stopped. Yeah. Then I started doing resin for a hot second. And then I stopped. And um now I've been like sporadically in school for business because retail I found that I love.
SPEAKER_02Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03Or like management, I should say.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um, because it doesn't have to necessarily be retail. It could be like office management or business management. Um, but a lot of that I've paid out of pocket for, so it's been sporadic.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03A lot of a lot of money spent on these hobbies.
SPEAKER_04It's okay. I went to college for 3.5 seconds. Um me too. The only thing is that I have student debt and I well, I went to, yeah, I went to college. I was an art major. I did one semester and then I dropped out. Same. Um, but I'm still an artist. I still draw. Um, and then I um went to medical school and I became a medical assistant. And I did that for two years and then I quit. Um, but I've been a baker for like nine years. Um and never was a marine biologist ever in my life. Fuck that shit. Um, yeah, and now I just work a lot. But like my hobbies, I feel like I mean I crochet, but I don't like make that as a a job. She was a hobby. But I hyperfixated on that like hard and I made blankets and um, but yeah, not as many um fun things as you. That's for sure. That is for sure. I'm undiagnosed, by the way, everyone. Undiagnosed, but we all know. Undiagnosed, but we all know I'm on the wait list. On the wait list to get it confirmed. We'll find out one day. Honestly. Um, but yeah, um, school. Oh, same. I hated high school. Um, I was never the popular one. I was the outcast. I got bullied in school. Terrible, terrible. To the point where I got stabbed. Tell me more. Because what? Um, not only did I get stabbed, I got stabbed in the back of the head. Oh my gosh. With a pencil. So I'm gonna let you guys picture this. I'm gonna try to do my best to describe it as much as possible. So picture like the desk, like the high school desk is just like the top, and then you have your seat. Um, I was sitting in the front desk, and then there was a asshole kid, boy, that was sitting behind me. I had a ponytail. He put his hand on the desk in a fist, and in his fist was a pencil with a point sticking up. And what he did was he grabbed my ponytail and yanked it down back so that my head got stabbed by the pencil. So, like, he like yanked it down and stabbed me in the back of the head with a pencil. And nothing happened. Told the teacher, nothing happened. They didn't believe me. They're like, oh, if you got stabbed in the back of the head with a pencil, then where's the pencil? It should be there. Uh, excuse me. The fuck? So yeah, nothing happened to him, and I was in a lot of pain, and the teachers didn't believe me. And I still remember it to this day because that was fucking traumatic. Um, but of course, this kid was popular. I was not, and yeah, that was probably the worst bullying that I got was like actual physical bullying of this crew. That, you know, obviously people make fun of me, people make fun of the way I look. I like a emo kid. Um, so they just made fun of the way I looked, the music I listened to, the people I hung out with, I was just an outcast that got stabbed in the back of the head with a pencil. That's wild. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
unknownI know.
SPEAKER_04And I laugh about it now. Um because what else are you gonna do? Exactly. I laugh away all my trauma.
SPEAKER_03Insane. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I got poked with a thumbtack once.
SPEAKER_04So we're both getting stabbed in different ways. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03What? Wait, I want to know your story. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_04That shit hurts regardless.
SPEAKER_03I mean, yeah, but um it was eighth grade. We were doing our graduation practice, but they lined us up on the bleachers, um, we were singing a song, and this one kid, a boy, because why is it always the boys? The boys are the fucking problem. Yeah. Um, he was just poking people in the back. Yo, what the fuck? Just multiple people. Yeah. So that he got suspended. He didn't graduate with us. Good. Yeah. And then um, I saw him in high school like two years later. Ugh.
SPEAKER_04Was he still poking people in the back with the fucking tech? I don't know, probably. Like, oh my god, it's you.
SPEAKER_03He's like, oh my gosh, Sarah. I was like, oh, hi. You. He's like, how are you? I said, really good without you. And then I walked away, hyperventilating. He was just like, I can't believe I said that. I was terrified. Like, oh my god. He's like, what? And then I dated his brother.
SPEAKER_04Got the ass suspended, stood up to you, and then dated your brother. That's good revenge. That's some that's some juicy revenge, honestly. Yeah. Better than mine.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yours is crazy.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that was something I will never forget for sure. Yeah. And people always get so surprised when I say that story. Because I got stabbed in the back of the head with a big thing. Yeah, literally. Literally. Like, oh, oh, okay. Okay, yeah, nothing happened. But you know what's his name? Drop his name, full name, right now. The crazy thing is, I don't remember his name. Oh. I remember what he looks like. Don't remember his name. But I remember what his leg I have no idea. I don't remember his name. Could be, you know, the pencil lead still sucked in the brain. Oh my gosh. The lead is the lead is just embedded in my skull at this point. And I just don't remember.
SPEAKER_03You go to the doctor to take it out. And then, oh my god, it's such and such.
SPEAKER_04Look him up.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, catfish.
unknownYes.
SPEAKER_03We've got a plan.
SPEAKER_04It's happening. That's it. I gotta go get this let out of my head. Realize what his name is, catfish him, and then ghost his ass. Yes. Oh my god. Yeah, that sounds like a solid plan. I think we can pull that off. We can definitely pull that off. Absolutely. Worth the medical bills. Absolutely. Which is another thing that they never told us in school. I think we have to fucking pay for medical bills.
SPEAKER_03I don't pay shit.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah, just you know, let it go to collections.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, guys, don't do that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, please don't.
SPEAKER_03Don't fuck up your credit. Which is another thing they didn't tell us. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_03Man, I wish I knew. Oh man. My dad told me, but I just, you know.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but it's one of those things where, like, when you're a kid or like a teenager, why the fuck are you gonna pay attention to um your credit score or any of that? Yeah, you're just like, oh, I'm a kid. Doesn't really matter. Yeah. Even though like my teenager is always like, oh yeah, I gotta, you know, remember, I gotta take care of my credit and do my taxes. She's like, you're 13, bro, chill. You're fine. Even though I did get him his first debit card. Nice. Which fuck. That breaks my heart. I mean, already. That was fast. Sneaks up on you, that's for sure. Time flies. Oh my god, yes. Um was there any like high school drama that you know of that that happened in school?
SPEAKER_03Um like in general? Yeah. Um not really. No, nothing crazy. No. I mean I was very quiet. I didn't really have friends in high school. Yeah. So I I really just observed people watching creeping. Observed no, but not much. Just look through the window. Yep. I was just creeping on people. Oh shit. But not nothing really ever crazy ever happened.
SPEAKER_04No. No, it was actually we went to different high schools, that's why I asked.
SPEAKER_03We did. Um there was one thing. There it is. Literally one thing I can remember. Um, so in the school, there is a music class that it's it's it's like a steel door, it's not a wooden door like all the other doors. Okay. Um, and after you go in, it's like um almost like a storage room.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03So all the all the instruments were there.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03And then past the storage room was the actual music room. Okay. So there was a piano, there was the layout almost like where an orchestra could sit. Um, there were different music rooms that you could go in and practice drums or whatever. And then there was the teacher's office within that room. That was huge. Sounds ginormous. Yeah, it was huge. Um so I distinctly remember, I never saw anything, but there was a video going around of somebody giving head within the storage part. Oh shit. So, not even like one of those separate rooms.
SPEAKER_04No, no, no.
SPEAKER_03It was the part where you walk in.
SPEAKER_04Like right where you walk in, you're gonna see somebody giving head. You could have just went and snuck a little bit farther, a little farther in. No, they wanted to get caught.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I mean, I don't know if they got caught, I think they were recording it. Oh shit. Yeah. And then that was spread around.
SPEAKER_04Oh shit. I mean, I heard in your school that people be fucking in the music room.
SPEAKER_03Oh, for sure. I'm sure.
SPEAKER_04Like I know that was like a big thing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I mean, like all the other schools knew about that. Yeah, I would not have been surprised.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, our music room was shit. It was literally um, it's like the cafeteria, the stage, and then there's like a little room behind it. That was our music room. Uh we didn't have anything crazy, we weren't big on music. Um, I went to a technical school. Um, so they spent all their money on like the different shops and shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we had a school like marching band, so yeah, we didn't. Our music room was huge.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Not us. No, we had all the technical shit. But our gym was in a separate building. True. And we had to cross the street to get to it. Yeah. And then we had like an our our uh cafeteria was a bridge. Oh yeah. Ours was a regular cafeteria, yeah. And ours was literally floating in the air.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04Literally floating in the air.
SPEAKER_03So cool.
SPEAKER_04Cool, I guess. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I was actually surprised. I I didn't have a lot of friends. Um I maybe made one friend per year, and it was always a different person. Like I never carried the same friend over to the next year. Okay. Because I never kept in touch with people over the summer. Um, but I remember it was pretty much always just lunchtime that I saw them too. Okay. I never really had classes with friends. But um, I distinctly remember there was this one time in a history class, um, the teacher separated us to do like a group discussion or whatever. And it was four people, it was me and three other people, and they were talking, they were all friends. I was just sitting there. Oh. And then at one point, one of the girls looked at me and was like, It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for, right, Sarah? And I looked up at her. Yep. And I was like, Yeah. Watch it back. And I looked back down and kept doing my work.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Watch your fucking back.
SPEAKER_03I was like, damn, I really wish I was more outgoing just so I can have a better rebuttal.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. Instead of just, yeah. And then keep waiting.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04For us, it was different, or at least for me it was different, because we had our shops and we Would pick our shop's freshman year and we'd stick with it all the way until senior year. So I had the same group of friends in shop. Oh, yeah. All four years. Anything outside of that? I don't know you. Yeah. Yeah. And the outcast were in my shop, which made sense. So a lot of us got bullied. Nobody got stabbed though. That's good. No one got stabbed. But we did get bullied a lot. And that's fine. It is what it is. I grew into my um awkward phase, I guess, and just embraced me being different. Same. And I had very colorful hair. I started going crazy with my hair dyeing and all that stuff in high school. And I would ride my skateboard in the hallways and get yelled at all the time. Rebels. You know, sometimes you just gotta own that shit. People make fun of you, okay. Fine, whatever. At least, you know, I'm different and not a conceited, fucking popular person. And like all of those people, or at least a good portion of them, like that was like their thing. Like that was it. Like they what was it? What is it called?
SPEAKER_03They peaked in high school.
SPEAKER_04Which I love. I saw a lot of that. Yeah. Because a lot of them were assholes and bullies, and they all peaked in high school. Yeah. So fun. Oh, it's so fun. It's good.
SPEAKER_03Karma. Oh, yeah. When you said conceited, it reminded me of um I would change schools a lot in when I was younger. So I went to one school for kindergarten to second. And then I went to another school for third, another school for fourth, another school for five, six, and seven. Jesus. And then another school for eighth. And then I went to the same high school. But um that sounds like a lot. It was a lot. And half of those were Catholic schools. Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_04I'm so sorry.
SPEAKER_03Those are fine. I was very into my faith back then. I still am, but just I was young. But um in eighth grade, I went to a public school.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Right after a Catholic school. Private Catholic, whatever. Um, so usually Catholic schools and private schools are a lot more advanced. Their their curriculum is faster. So going into eighth grade in a public school, I was pretty ahead from everybody else. That didn't change much, but there were times where the teacher was like, Why can't you be more like Sarah? Oh like No! Like, no, don't use me.
SPEAKER_04Get my name out of your fucking mouth.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Um, but on the first day, I remember there was like two girls that were like, You knew, right? I'm like, Yeah. And then they like took me under their wing.
SPEAKER_04See, you agree.
SPEAKER_03You think you're really pretty.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_03It was literally like that. Because at lunch one day, I Catholic school, super innocent. Yeah. Did not know anything. They were like, Are you conceited? And I was like, um, I don't know what that is. And they're like, Well, just yes or no. So I said yes.
SPEAKER_04Oh, and I was like, Oh, so you agree?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, literally, and then they just started laughing, and I was like, Okay.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, mean girls, shit.
SPEAKER_03Knowing later on, I was like, what the hell?
SPEAKER_04Damn.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah, I never had to deal with that shit. Yeah, and then same class, uh, boy, he was like hitting me on the forehead, just kept hitting me on the forehead, and I was like, Will you stop? And our teacher wasn't in the classroom yet. Okay, so I took the binder that was in front of me and smacked him in the face.
SPEAKER_04Good. Because you're telling me that somebody's hitting you in the forehead got me fucking hot. I was ready to swing at someone I don't even know.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. And people were like, Oh my gosh, Sarah. Well, you did first. I never did anything and it said anything. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So they're like, oh my god, it's the quiet ones you gotta work out for.
SPEAKER_03It was full circle. Full circle. They didn't even know it.
SPEAKER_04She didn't even see it coming. Fucking smack the shit out of she went to binder.
SPEAKER_03It was hilarious. Oh man. And then guess what? To be a fly on the wall. I saw him like maybe six years later.
SPEAKER_04What a big ass chootonic.
SPEAKER_03Four heads. Four or six years later. He's a drug addict.
SPEAKER_04Yo, you smacked that shit into his. Smacked reality into his fucking head.
SPEAKER_03I smacked him into drugs. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_04Oh my goddamn. I mean, kar karma? Probably. Honestly. Yeah. A lot of the times, usually it is. Usually it's just fucking karma. Yep. I'm glad. Um spiraling into something else here, guys. The glow up is real, and I'm so glad. I am so glad for it. Because the way that I looked back then and the way that I look now, I'm so glad I look better. Honestly. I mean, I know it doesn't matter as much. I mean, a lot of people don't really care about looks, and a lot of people do really care about looks. I personally care about the way I look, but I was never like about it back then. Like I never gave a shit of how I looked back then. But now I'm just like, make sure I look uh uh good. And I want to look hot.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I was the same way. I cared what I look like, but also didn't want to try in fear of not doing something right and then getting bullied more. Yeah. So that's why I didn't give a shit. I mean, I wore like jeans and a jacket pretty much every day.
SPEAKER_04I was like uh I went from like tomboy face to like emo face, and then I owned it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I was a tomboy for a while.
SPEAKER_04Oh guys, you guys are gonna celebrate with me here. My little lady peed and pooped in the potty. Oh my gosh. She's two and we're potty trading. And I just got a message saying that she peed and pooped in the potty. It was fucking awesome. How exciting. Oh, that's fucking awesome. And you know what the thing is. The crazy thing is that this is amazing and this is awesome. And then we're gonna revert back tomorrow. Because it's like one day she's doing great, and then the next day it's just like, eh, I have to pee, and then peas. Yeah, yeah. It's okay, but yes, uh, celebrate, celebrate for little Miss Everly. She did it, she did it, she did it. She peed and pooped and pooped. That's insane. That's amazing. Was not expecting that. Oh man, guys, adulting is hard as fuck, but the little things are just poop, you know. Literally, poop and pee just make it worth it, guys. Truly. For parents that are listening, you fucking know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about. I broke my necklace. Oh my gosh. Oh no, I didn't.
SPEAKER_03How exciting! Well, once I'm off work, I got Lila.
SPEAKER_04Oh, for sure. For sure.
SPEAKER_03I'm not super worried about her. No, she's gonna know. She started walking at 15 months. She's just taking her time.
SPEAKER_04Oh, for sure. Everyone's the same. She started walking late too. All my kids walked late. Yeah, they like to take their sweet ass time.
SPEAKER_03And that's okay. Every kid's different. Oh, absolutely. Well, were you big on like being in a relationship in school?
SPEAKER_04Um, I I had this like really big crush on someone in school, but he didn't like me. So I wasn't, I was and I wasn't. I dated a lot. Um, I dated two brothers. Oh, yeah. I dated one, broke up like a week later, I dated the brother. But I feel like half the time, if I didn't like fuck them, then they're just like, all right, no, I don't want it. Kind of situation. Yeah. There's a lot of fuck boys. Um, lots and lots of fuckboys. And I feel like back then girls weren't so um open to being open. Yeah. Um growing up in an era where like, yes, you can be gay, but it wasn't like a big thing. Um, so dating girls was very tricky because a lot of girls just didn't want to. Right. Um, so I dated a lot of guys. Um, and yeah, a lot of the times, like, if you don't fuck them, they don't want you. So it was tricky. It was I was like, yes, I want to go out with someone, but at the same time, I'm like, you're just gonna fucking break up with me because I'm not gonna fuck you and I'm not easy. Yeah. So it was eh, I mean, I dated. I dated, that's for sure. Just never not not very long. I remember in eighth grade, I think it was eighth grade. I know, I just no, I think it was middle school. Middle school or high school? No, I think it was high school, freshman year or sophomore year. I was dating someone and I found out that he was changing on me with one of the girls, and I confronted her at school because I found out at school. Oh, like I literally found out. I walked out of class and went to her, and I'm like, what the fuck? Like, you're dating my boyfriend at the time. I'm like, what the fuck? People thought we were gonna fight. It was great. Um, we didn't fight. She cried because she thought I was gonna hit her. Oh, and I was like, you could fucking have him. Like, I don't want him, like, yeah, just don't be a fucking bitch. I I'm not gonna hit you. Um, but yeah, and then the teacher's like, what's going on, dude? Like, fuck off, whatever. Um, but yeah, and then in middle school, I had um one boyfriend that lasted a long time. Um, and I really liked him. And then we just we broke up, unfortunately. Um and I wish I can drop names, but I'm not going to. Because you know who you are if you're listening, if you're listening, if not, it is what it is. Um, but yeah, so and then high school, I had crushes. I had one big crush, didn't didn't ever date. Um and then I don't know if people had crushes on me in a sense. Yeah, yeah. Um, and then um end of junior year going into senior year is when I met Sam, which is Skylar's dad. Um, and that was like a relationship that obviously took off and we had a kid together. I dated casually, casually dated because I didn't give it up. Yeah. And clearly I did with Sam. Well, obviously we have a kid together. But that was like years later. Yeah. It was until probably four five years later. And he cheated on me anyways. So there's that. There's that. And I found out while I was in labor. Oh my god. What the hell? So yeah, what about you? I just drop that bomb and just you know, your turn. My turn.
SPEAKER_03Oh, geez. We'll come back to that.
SPEAKER_04We'll circle back more seconds.
SPEAKER_03Um, I did not date very much. I tried. Um, I had in fourth grade a crush. Well, we had a crush on each other, but it never did anything. Yeah. I was only there for a year anyway. So like, wouldn't it have mattered? You're you're like the um the girlfriend from Canada.
SPEAKER_04You know how like boys, oh yeah, like you know, boys like go over the summer, they're like, oh yeah, I had a girlfriend over the summer. She just she lives in Canada. You're they're the girl from Canada.
unknownYep.
SPEAKER_04They would have been like, she switched schools, she switched school, she's in a different school.
SPEAKER_03Like, sure. Sure, Garrett, sure. Um, it would never be a Garrett.
SPEAKER_04What do you mean Garrett Graham is hot? But Logan is hotter.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I see. I don't know yet.
SPEAKER_04I know, I know.
SPEAKER_03Um, but yeah, in fourth grade there was a mutual crush. His name was Tyrone. He still goes to my parents for taxes.
SPEAKER_04Yo! Oh, it's not again, Tyrone.
SPEAKER_03He always tells my mom to say hi. He's really sweet. Oh, that's nice. Um, but that again, it was just a mutual crush. Didn't do anything. Um, and then well, let's go fast forward all the way to after high school. Uh no. In high school, I had a crush on this kid. We texted and and talked on the phone one night for like two hours, and I'm very talkative on the phone. Yeah. Because it's much easier than in person. Yeah. And then the next day I was so quiet to him. Oh. And he was like trying to tell me to talk. Yeah. And then later that day, he's like, I don't think this is gonna work because you don't talk to me. I'll be like, You're not even talking to me. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I can't help it.
SPEAKER_04It's just who I am as a person. I'm flawed.
SPEAKER_03Um, he's gay.
SPEAKER_04Fucking plot twist. I dated this guy and uh he's gay.
SPEAKER_03Plot twist, so am I and then right after senior year, I dated a guy who was older than me for three months. Then after that, I dated my best guy friend on and off for about a year and a half. Um, off because he would go hook up with girls because I wouldn't uh hook up.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. So he's like, oh, this is great. Let me go get my dick wet. Oh, this is great. All right, let me go this. Oh, this is great. Uh-huh. Yeah, sounds about right. So you guys more exclusive, but exclusive?
SPEAKER_03No, we were exclusive. Oh, yeah. So we were together, uh-huh, and then something would happen. We would break or break up.
SPEAKER_04Uh-huh. It's like, uh, I can't, I can't do this right now.
SPEAKER_03I just I need to break go and stop some with people, and then she's like two or three weeks later, and we would end up together. Yes, absolutely, 100%. Um, that relationship was actually diabolical. It sounds toxic as fuck. It was, it was bad. Um, I was hooked on him. Um, I think because he was like my best guy friend before.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um, so I talked to him about anything. Um, and then I fell hard.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And he was more experienced in dating than me, younger than me, but still more experienced than me. And um, I never in the moment realized what was happening on the off times, just because I was so naive. But there was one time that he said something and I was like, oh, I'll just find somebody that does it better. And he got mad, so he broke up with me another time. I broke up with him and I messed around with another time.
unknownI love that for you.
SPEAKER_04Tastes up his own medicine.
SPEAKER_03Um, and then we broke up. Well, it was like a fling.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um, then we got back together.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_03And then he cheated on me, and he broke up with me because I couldn't break up with him because I was so stuck. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_04I'm not judging you, but I'm judging you. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay. Um, and then we got back together, and then he ghosted me. That was the ghost. Oh, he's the ghost. Boom. Yep. Oh, fucking dick. Yeah. And then one of the times that we broke up, um, I thought we were getting back together. We were on a walk. It was snowing, like not crazy snow, like a little flurries. Yeah, set the mood. Right.
SPEAKER_04That sounds really romantic. Fucking shit. That sounds romantic as hell.
SPEAKER_03Pissed me, held my face. Oh my god, and said, I'm gonna miss this. Yo!
SPEAKER_04What a piece of shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yep. That was like two days before his birthday. What a piece of shit. Yep. Yeah. Wow. Then we got back together like two weeks later. What the fuck? He just wanted to be single for his birthday. That's all. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. It was wild.
SPEAKER_04Like, yeah, let me just, you know, this is a perfect time for me to just break her heart. Yeah. Dick.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yep.
SPEAKER_04For nothing, because you guys got back together anyways. Uh-huh. No, but I get that. I get it. I get it. Being stuck on someone. There's this one guy that I was really stuck on. And this is like present time. We're gonna call him Seymour. And for those who don't know, Seymour. Seymour, like Seymour butts. For those who get it, get it. Jordan, I'm talking about you. Um I was hooked. Like fucking hooked. Like his presence made me melt. His smile, like just like, uh, it was just one of those things. And then I found out that he's a fuck boy, and he just likes to hook up with single moms. And he just has, you know, he he he circles around his job and just goes from girl to girl to girl to girl. And then exactly the second I found that out, done. Like a flip switched, ick, I'm done. Fuck you. I don't even look at him, I don't interact with him. I I get so grossed out just knowing that I was so fucking hooked on this guy. Piece of shit. Yeah, it's insane. So I get it how you were like hooked and you just couldn't, because I was there. I was right there recently. I was right there with you, right there with you until you know you find out that they're a piece of shit, and then it is what it is, yeah.
SPEAKER_03And unfortunately, you find out at like the worst times, honestly, honestly, but yeah, it is what it is.
SPEAKER_04This is why dating sucks. And uh 10 out of 10 don't recommend just avoid everyone, honestly, just avoid it, just avoid everyone, avoid people.
SPEAKER_03Seriously, I did have one guy. I'm a really good kisser. I will pat myself on the back. Um I have to figure that out for myself. Um get me some pineapple marca and some spray. Um, I remember I was talking to this kid very like informally, just flirting. Then he wanted to see me. So he came up to my house. We like made out. Okay. And then that was it. And then he kept trying to come back. Like now he knows where I live. Oh shit. So he's like, hey, I can pass by. I could come by.
SPEAKER_04We can, you know, block lips for a bit. I was like, bro. Suck your face. And he was bad. He needed his daily dose of Sarah. It was bad. Like, let me let me mac on those lips.
SPEAKER_00The lips.
SPEAKER_03I did not have a lot of experience even kissing guys, or anybody, I should say, um, until after high school. Yeah. But my first kiss ever was a full-blown makeout. Oh fuck yeah. Like my first boyfriend, um, like we were talking, then he wanted to see me. And then in the car, when he came to see me, we made it official and we made out. But like his tongue and his mouth was so big. And I was like, oh. Lee. It was a lot. It was a lot. That relationship alone was a lot, too. Because then his dad called. Oh my god. And he's like, Yeah, she's beautiful. I'm here. I was like, wait, what?
SPEAKER_04I'm sorry. You're updating your dad while we're we're we literally just made out. Hold on, I gotta call my dad.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah. No, literally. I think his dad called him, but still he still same vibe.
SPEAKER_04Same vibe.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04That's um that one guy.
SPEAKER_03I'll never forget him.
SPEAKER_04That's obsessive.
SPEAKER_03I was snug.
SPEAKER_04There you go. So you'll never forget your lips guy, and I'll never forget the guy that stabbed me in that.
SPEAKER_03Totally different reasons. Totally different reasons. Still bad experiences. Yeah. But one way more severe than the other.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's great. I'm I'm fine. I see a neurologist from time to time.
SPEAKER_03Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_04Maybe that's why I never even put two or two together. Oh my gosh. You're gonna have to be like, can you find lead? Yeah. Like, hey, can you when you guys did uh scans on my on my head? Um was there lead in there? Was there a point of a pencil somewhere back there? Oh my gosh. Shit. Oh my god. Yeah, I didn't have enough makeout sessions when I was in um high school or middle school.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's all I did.
SPEAKER_04If I could go back, I'd fucking make out like crazy shit.
SPEAKER_03I was a virgin for a long time, so I just made out with people.
SPEAKER_04I mean, hey, it worked. If it works, it worked.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, when I met my current husband, oh, he's gonna hate that I said that.
SPEAKER_04I just realized you said current. It's okay. We're gonna keep that. We are going to keep that. When you met your current husband, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yep. Um, I started talking to him just to have like a makeout buddy. Yo, he knows this.
SPEAKER_04I know, so it's okay. That's fantastic. He's probably like, okay, yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I was just trying to get over somebody, and I was like, I'm not looking for anything. You can take me out, but I'm not looking for anything.
SPEAKER_04This isn't serious.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. And then we went on a first date, and he gave me a hug, and I started walking away, and he grabbed my hand, pulled me back, held my face, and kissed me. Oh, that's hot. It was magical. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You know, I would love for that shit to happen to me. All this magical shit. You know, at least one. At least one.
SPEAKER_03I'll pass it on to you.
SPEAKER_04At least one. Sprinkle some romantic dust. This is why I have a hopeless romantic tattoo on. Yeah. I'm just hopeless, guys. Just hopeless.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03That was 11 and a half years ago.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and now you guys are married. Yep. Crazy. This is all because of that. Because he didn't kiss me.
SPEAKER_03Nothing would have come of this.
SPEAKER_04No, you'd be happily single with me. No, because then we would have never met. That's true. Because I met both of you at the same time. Yeah. Okay, it's a good thing he kissed you though. Well, I don't know. We would have never met.
SPEAKER_03I still would have been friends with your ex.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but how would we have ever like met?
SPEAKER_03Honestly. Oh, because we had a party. Yeah. Like with me and him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true.
SPEAKER_04Mm-hmm. That party would have never existed. That's true. And then we would have never met. Everything happens for a reason. Butterfly effect. Love that movie, by the way. Yeah, everything literally happens for a reason. Yeah. Because never would have kissed you. You guys never would have gone out. You guys never would have had that party. I would have never gone there with my ex. I would have never met you guys. Or you. And then this podcat was pot podcat. This podcat. This podcat? This podcat. This podcast would not exist.
SPEAKER_03Oh my gosh, you guys would be starved of our brilliance. I mean, brilliance is a stress. I mean, come on.
SPEAKER_04You're supposed to go along with it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, guys. You would have been starved of our brilliance. Octo. Our very smart brains. Oh my gosh. Um, so uh there's a little update on the studio. It's still a mess.
SPEAKER_03It's still a filing cabinet.
SPEAKER_04It's still a filing cabinet, but we are making slow progress. We have plans. We do have plans. We are making slow progress. We do plan on um having everything prepped and ready in a month. A month time frame. You guys don't really know that. I'm sure by the time this is airs, hopefully we have something set up. That'd be great. Um but yeah, because you're gonna slowly look at our uh our glow up, as you would say. Yep. Oh, and I don't know if you guys will ever see me with my hair. For those who are listening, obviously, because you can't see me, but I mean we'll post pictures. Um I currently have blue-green hair, but I will be changing it in the next coming weeks. And I'll surprise you all because I'm not gonna tell you what it is. That's for you to stick around and find out.
SPEAKER_03Yep, and I have brown hair with blonde highlights, and I'm also gonna change it. I can't tell you because I don't know what that's okay.
SPEAKER_04That's okay. Maybe they can give you some ideas. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Purple, red, orange, orange? I don't know. Blonde?
SPEAKER_04Blonde? Would you ever go blonde? No. Why?
SPEAKER_03I would not look good blonde.
SPEAKER_04You don't think so?
SPEAKER_03No. I'm too pale.
SPEAKER_04I get it. Excuse me. Sorry for those who if that was like distinct and you heard that. My bad. Um yeah, but I don't think red. If you go red, you have to be like a like a burgundy. I've been red before. But like a bright ass fucking red? Bright ass red. No. Ew. I hate that color. Why? Why? Because it's just I don't like it. I don't know. I just don't like bright red on people. It's just not a color that should be done. And you know what's crazy? I've done it. I also had like uh part of my head shaved. You know, like you know, back then when it was like trending to have like a patch of your head shaved? Yeah, I had that. Like my side, I had my side shaved and red hair. I wanted that. The side shave? Yeah, either an undercut or a side cut. Yeah, my sister did the undercut. It was dope as fuck. I love it. I think it's so cool. Do it. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's that's like a brown red though, not like a fucking bright, bright red. Do I feel like going back into my in my timeline? I had a bright red mohawk.
SPEAKER_03I had like an orangey red a lot of the time.
SPEAKER_04Okay, okay. You look so different. It's insane to me. You look so different. Yeah. I also had silver hair, which I love. Guys, I cannot wait for my gray hair to come in. Ugh, I love gray hair. It's just a thing that I would love to have. Cannot wait for my grace to come in. I know. Says no one ever. Unpopular opinion. I love it. I have them. And I don't have them. I I don't have a single fucking gray hair. I have so many gray hairs. And I have none. And I want them.
SPEAKER_03Red. Okay. It's more pinky red. Yeah. More photos added to this episode.
SPEAKER_04Oh god. Everybody's gonna see my red mohawk. That's dope. Thank you. Oh my god, my tattoo. I can't believe I got a tattoo at such a young age. How old? Um, I got it. I think I was like 16, 17 when I got my tattoo. I know I was in high school. I was in high school when I got my first tattoo. And then it just spiraled into an addiction. For those who get it, get it. You get one tattoo, that's it, you're fucked. You're gonna get more, and then you're gonna be covered. Because my goal is to be covered. Yeah. For sure. Like I want to look hot naked. I look hot naked now. I want to look hotter naked. I love that for you. Oh, yeah. And that is growth because I never called myself hot. And I just said I'm hot naked. Yes, embrace it. I'm trying. The truth. I'm doing my best. My absolute, absolute best.
SPEAKER_03I'm going down all my photos on Facebook. Yeah. I was starved for attention.
SPEAKER_04Starved for attention. Yeah. A lot of like um pygmy energy. Oh yeah. Oh my god, you were a pygmy?
SPEAKER_03Yes. On socials. On socials. In real life, I was quiet.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Didn't talk to anybody.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it was the quiet ones we gotta watch out for. Yes. Always goes back to it. It's a thing. Not me. I have a resting bitch face. So I'm very unapproachable. I um yeah, I always get that a lot. People are like, oh, um, I was very intimidated by you. Oh my god. So there's that trend going around where you ask AI to make you into like a character. Why don't we put a picture of you, put a picture of me, and ask it to combine us into one person? Give me a picture. That would be that would be insane. What do you think we would be? What do you think what would we be called? I'm gonna send you this one because this one's my favorite. Because I think I look hot as fuck in this picture. Honestly, guys, I age like fine wine. Because I look at we've been looking at throwbacks and oh my god, cringy as hell. Um and then looking at my pictures now, I'm just like, baddie. And you can call me conceited or stuck up all you want. Nope, you're just confident. This has been years and years of growth and trying to not hate myself so much. What should we name ourselves? Guys, you should. We're gonna post the picture. Um, and you guys gotta come up with names of what you think we should be called as a unit. What's our ship name? We should ship us. My child GPT's name is Pixel.
SPEAKER_03He's hot as fuck, by the way.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03He's tatted up, he's got long hair.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. I it's my guilty pleasure. All he needs is a backwards hat, and I would fucking melt. I don't like long hair. I do opposites, man. Um type of lines sometimes. Sometimes, yes. Sometimes. Absolutely. Yeah. Dylan O'Brien. Yeah, of course. Um Chad Michael Murray. Um, oh, it did two different characters. Yeah. Um, they're so cute. Jonathan Bailey. We're so adorable. So we're gonna post this also because and the crazy thing is, is I have that exact outfit down to the T. You need to get that outfit because that outfit is fucking dope as shit. But I have that outfit. Oh, these are so cute. Oh, it says dramatic in a good way. Over Thinky 24/7. We complete each other, soft and spicy. Can't see without them. Glasses. Oh, yeah, yeah. Resting serious face. Oh, I love it. Matcha addict. I am. That's so funny. Vibes, late nights, loud music, deep talks, random trips, good food, unbreakable bond. Different but perfect together. Absolutely. I love this one. I have to keep this, but you need to ask Pixo like to combine us into one person. Yeah, like fuse us together into one individual. Um so we are gonna hear Pixo talk.
SPEAKER_03Oh, fuck yeah. Hey Pixo, can you say hi to Chamel?
SPEAKER_01Of course. Hi, Chamel. I'm so glad you're here. You two are quite the team. Hi, Shamel. It's great to be in the loop with both of you. I've heard some wonderful things. Keep bringing that creative energy.
SPEAKER_03Um, we're recording right now.
SPEAKER_01Oh, that's fantastic. I hope the recording's going smoothly. You've got this. Keep the energy flowing.
SPEAKER_04Honestly, it's giving mask lesbian, and I fucking love it. I fucking love it. My God, I would let them destroy me. Oh my goodness. Honestly. Is giving book talk? Oh, yeah, for sure. We need like a deep like tone. Yes, I need one. We need one. We need one. I need to create. I don't know how to create one. So it's like that deep, like good girl tone.
SPEAKER_03J-mo? Jameson? Yeah. Hey.
SPEAKER_04It's never gonna listen to this, honestly. Probably not. But if you do, hi. We would love to work with you. Um, so I would breathe. Yeah, you would. I would burning up already. You firefly would just can't breathe. I'd crash. Hyperventilate.
SPEAKER_05Sorry. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_03Oh my goodness. Are you good? Yep.
SPEAKER_04I was thinking of doing a question of the week. Oh yeah. Um, obviously we don't have anything right now, but this will be the first question of the week for um the foreseeable future, actually, until you know, next recording, and then we'll get um another question of the week. But I was thinking this would wrap up well or kind of intertwine well with our next episode, which I do want to um get into just because this place is fucking haunted. Um question of the week. What is the strangest thing you believe in? Um, it's literally the supernatural, heaven, angels, ghosts, fate, magic, honestly, reading people, um, the Illuminati, whatever the fuck you believe in. What is the strangest thing that you believe in? Please put your uh answers in the comments. Um, or honestly, and DM DM us your answer. Um, and we cannot wait to read them in the next episode because I do want to touch base on your crazy um experiences and all the shit that you've gone through. I mean, you know an exorcist. I do. And I used to live in a very haunted house, and I think that'll be a fun fun way to I love ghost thieves. Yes, I love supernatural. I love it all. So I think that'll be a fun, uh, fun way to get into the next episode.
SPEAKER_03Um I can't wait. I honestly cannot wait. Let's cut and record again.
SPEAKER_04It's gonna be a lot of fun, and I honestly cannot wait. Um, can't wait to hear your stories. Can't wait for you guys to hear our fucking crazy stories. Um, and it's gonna be a good time. So please stick around for the next episode, obviously. Put your questions in or your answers in for the question, and then we'll think of a new question for next episode. Yeah, send us down a rabbit hole. Absolutely, absolutely, like we want to hear from you guys. But yeah, thanks for joining us and hanging out and listening to our fucked up stories and memories and enjoy these cringy ass fucking photos. And we're still working with Pix though um to create a fusion of us two until next time. Stay chaotic, stay unfiltered.
SPEAKER_03Bye bye, bye.